Friday, November 29, 2013

My Top Ten Favorite Christmas Movies


I have updated this list from a few years ago. My top five are unchanged and probably always will be. You can't beat the classics.

10. White Christmas- Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Rosemary Clooney













For many years I did not care for this particular movie because the musical acts seem to take up more space than necessary. If I had the ability to edit it I would leave out a couple. Also I preferred the original version of Irving Berlin's classic song in another film, Holiday Inn. But in the last few years I have let this one grow on me. You can't beat the combination of Bing and Danny Kaye. And Rosemary Clooney has a unique vocal talent of her own. The story of the old general only gets better with repeated viewings.

9. The Polar Express- Tom Hanks


Another recent addition. What I like most about this one is the visual style. Seeing it in a theater is quite an experience. This was the first of the motion capture films from director Robert Zemeckis not to mention the best. 

8. The Bishop's Wife- Cary Grant, Loretta Young, David Niven


Underrated classic starring Cary Grant as an angel sent to help the Bishop (David Niven) and his wife (Loretta Young). I have to admit I thought it was a little silly the first time I saw it, but over the years it has become a holiday staple. 


7. The Shop Around The Corner- James Stewart, Margaret Sullavan

Charming film from director Ernst Lubitsch famous for his "Lubitsch Touch" and responsible for two popular remakes: In The Good Old Summertime and You've Got Mail. This is also one of two Jimmy Stewart films on my favorites list, although it is less of a Christmas movie and more of a classic romantic comedy. Like others it gets better every time you watch. 


6. Elf- Will Ferrell, James Caan
















Possibly the funniest Christmas movie of all time. Who doesn't quote Buddy the Elf? "You sit on a throne of lies", "I'm singing and I'm in a store and I'm siiiiiiiiinging!" "I'm a cotton-headed ninnymuggins."

5. Miracle on 34th Street- Edmund Gwenn, Natalie Wood, Maureen O'Hara

















For many this is the number one Christmas movie. Adults of a certain age when they think of Santa Claus immediately picture the great British actor Edmund Gwenn in their mind. He seems to have been born to play the part. You have to watch this one during the Christmas season or you might be a Scrooge or a Grinch. I personally prefer the original B&W version, but if you must see a colorized version of any film this one isn't bad. I wouldn't waste time with the remake however.

4. A Christmas Story- Peter Billingsley














Probably the most quoted Christmas movie of them all and in my opinion the best Christmas comedy ever made (sorry Christmas Vacation fans). The 24 hour marathon every Christmas Eve is a testament to its lasting popularity.


3. Holiday Inn- Bing Crosby, Fred Astaire















This one became a tradition for me after searching for the original version of the song White Christmas. My family watches it every year and usually it is the first movie of the season. Some of it hasn't aged well (particularly the black-face routine), but Bing singing and Fred dancing never really gets old.

2. Scrooge- Albert Finney, Alec Guinness












More than any other Christmas movie this musical version of A Christmas Carol takes me back to my childhood. It aired on TV every year and we were certain not to miss it. It was most memorable for the songs and the ghosts which I thought were scarier than other versions. When I finally bought it on DVD some years back I was amazed to notice things the pan and scan version had cut out along with an entire sequence edited out of the TV version I had always seen. My children love this one as much as me.


1. It's A Wonderful Life- James Stewart, Donna Reed



















It is actually unfair to categorize this as a Christmas movie. In fact it is among the greatest films ever made. The AFI top 100 ranked it #11 in 1998 and #20 in 2007. I'd put it in my top five. It is undoubtedly director Frank Capra's masterpiece and Jimmy Stewart's best performance. My annual tradition is watching this on Christmas Eve. It never ever gets old. Like all of my favorite films if I see any part of it I must watch it to the end. It pushes all of the right buttons even 67 years after it was released.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Kansas Man Creates Perfect Facebook Page















TOPEKA, KS- After four years of tedious effort, Daniel White, divorced father of three, has created the world's first perfect Facebook page. The moment he "liked" the Macy Gray fan page it became official. "I thought sharing the 'What Does The Fox Say?' YouTube video would be the moment," Dan admitted, "But it was that last fanpage like that did the trick. My page is now complete!"

"Mr. White's ratio of articles shared to pages liked is the most efficient and aesthetically pleasing example of a personal Facebook page we have seen yet," said an anonymous source at Facebook. "I don't think even Mr. Zuckerberg has a page like this. Of course he refused my friend request but I heard Z's page doesn't even have a cover photo. Crazy, huh?"

Daniel White's page boasts 32 albums of photos ranging from his children playing at the beach to the company picnic where coworker and workplace crush, Tammy Bankhead, posed in a beautiful polka-dot summer dress. Daniel has also liked over 200 pages including the Kansas Jayhawks basketball fan page and the Dale Earnhardt Jr King of Racing page. His political tastes land squarely down the middle as he has liked both Republican and Democrat pages. He has liked pages for Toy Story 1, 2 and 3. He has even liked the "I HATE Toy Story" page to represent all views. His well rounded perspective on all that Facebook has to offer is unique in the world of social networking.

"The uniformity of his views and tastes is quite remarkable," said an anonymous coworker who asked not to be identified as his workplace crush. "You can't get more average or neutral than Dan."

When asked about the accomplishment Dan's children said they were very happy and looked forward to speaking with their father some day about this or any other subject. Eight year old Caitlynn, said she couldn't remember what her father's voice sounded like except for his occasional laugh at "some stuff he seen on his phone." Derek, 12 years old, happily recounted the time they were at the beach and he got to see his dad for a few moments as he took pictures of Derek and his sisters playing in the sand.
"He was so excited to use the camera on his new phone. He didn't call me Dirk for once. I was shocked he remembered my real name. Those were some good pictures he took. That's the only time I saw him that whole trip. He went back to the beach house to download the shots onto his laptop. I guess he didn't want to get sand on it." When she was asked about this, 5 year old Doris only responded that she "wants Gogurt".

Dan's co-workers were equally impressed with his perfect Facebook page. When asked whether there was any chance the crush could lead to something more, Tammy Bankhead responded, "What? Which one is Dan?"

Daniel White says he doesn't know if he should continue adding to his page now that it has achieved 'Internet Nirvana" but he will be looking at it daily to admire his handiwork. When asked if he had any goals for his Twitter page he replied, "Never heard of it."